Heroes hottie and resident cheerleader Hayden Panettiere got a bit sexier last night in Hollywood, spotted with a rack so sumptuous and (almost) completely satisfying to all straight men worldwide in love with cleavage, they’d now be prepared to die happy. Ms. Panettiere showed up to the event simply for the sake of a certain self-serving, sassy lil’ bitch, otherwise known from Desperate Housewives as Eva Longoria! See…Eva’s conceited and selfish bitch mentality decided it would be fitting to throw a party in celebration of gracing Allure’s cover. WTF? And surprise! Barely 2 seconds after Eva’s neurons fired that thought, a party was planned & booked at her partially owned restaurant Beso, and unsurprisingly…came brimming with free drugs for all guests! What about the list of celebs who turned up on Eva’s behalf? Not bad, considering this is Eva Longoria we’re discussing here. But somehow, she managed to lure celebrities like Posh Beckham Spice, Heidi Klum, Rosario Dawson, and Saved By The Bell’s Mario Lopez for Tuesday night party time!
Somebody is definitely contributing extra effort to whatever circle jerk agreement they’ve got goin’ here.
For the rest of us non-famous human folk comprising that remaining 99.9% in America’s population can probably agree that Eva’s occasion (scoring Allure) and decisions for throwing this party was definitely the most absurdly conjured up piece of shit idea you’ve heard…ALL YEAR long! It’s first laughable, then somewhat irritating when pondering a gift suitable to present Eva at her Alluring party, if you’d ever find yourself invited–and that gift is a roll of heavy-duty duct tape along with the words STFU printed down each yard!
After bearing your gift, at this point, the surprise is only halfway complete, since you’ve also gotta’ affix (quickly) 3 layers of the new tape snug around the head, and more importantly, tightly adhered to that face hole Eva decorates with makeup (and penis!) If she doesn’t learn new discipline and respect after becoming taped with STFU banners, I’m afraid all hope is vanished for this lady. Might as well go become a Scientologist then, ’cause I guarantee that, eventually, Eva will seek L. Ron Hubbard and Xenu aliens in some kind of mid-life crisis.
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